Things I learned about my daughter while dress shopping for her Girl Scouts ‘Daddy & Me‘ dance:
*She willingly grooves to the ’80’s channel on XM Radio:
Hit me with your best shot
Why don’tcha hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire awaaay!
*She looks stunning in giant Easter hats:
*She wants to change her name:
Peyton: I don’t like my name. I wanna change it.
Me: Umm, okay, what did you have in mind?
Peyton: {mumble, mumble}
Me: What? Flora?
Peyton: No, THORA. Thora Levine.
*She still loves twirly dresses:
*She doesn’t realize that clear heels eventually lead to pole-dancing:
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| After a loud argument in the middle of the store, we did not get these shoes. |
*She is a giant pain-in-the-ass to go dress shopping with, but doesn’t she look lovely?
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I love you, Thora Levine.
